The latest unemployment figures
are out and ...they're about
the same as last time. Five
point one or two percent of
Americans are unemployed.
That's not as good as Clinton
who had two or three percent
unemployment, but it's definitely
better than Carter who had
double digit unemployment
and double digit inflation,
too. Bush is right in the
middle, so that's okay, don't
you think?
Ok. That unemployment rate
doesn't include the people
who have simply stopped looking
because they've given up hope.
That's a million or so, but
they don't count. Oh, and
prisoners. They don't count
either, because they're not
out looking for jobs - there
are a couple million or so
of them, too. It's probably
a good thing that they're
not out looking for jobs because
they'd be looking for jobs
that involved robbing and
stealing, and that would definitely
be a bad thing, especially
since Enron tanked and took
a lot of robbing and stealing
jobs down the toilet with
them. And all those prisoners
create jobs, for police who
have to find them in the first
place, for prosecutors who
have to prosecute them, for
defense attorneys to defend
them(but not too, hard, obviously),
prison guards to guard them,
parole officersto watch over
them when they get out, halfway
houses to house them, and
so on.
The thing about our prisoner
population is that half of
the prisoners there are in
for drug related offenses,
and the prison population
has doubled in the past ten
years making us the biggest
country in the world with
the biggest percent of our
population incarcerated. USA!USA!
We're number one! What I want
to know is: why are we Americans
such criminals? Why are there
more ne'er-do-wells here than
anywhere else? Is it part
and parcel of the capitalist
system that our worship of
greed causes us to want so
much more stuff than anyone
else and that is more important
than the laws we make for
ourselves?
Drugs, I know, are bad. They
have devastating consequences
for people involved with them.
But why are we making the
consequences even more devastating
by sending addicts to prison?
I guess I'm pretty Libertarian
about this one and believe
that what adults choose to
do with their bodies should
be their business as long
as they're willing to accept
the consequences. Other Western
countries have decriminalized
or legalized drugs and do
you know what happened? Not
much. They didn't go to Hell
in a hand basket and about
the same number of people
who used drugs before decriminalization
used them after. What did
happen was these countries
didn't have to spend their
citizens tax money on extra
police and extra prisons.
This isn't going to happen
in the United States. I know
that. But we did end prohibition
and a great deal of lawlessness
went away when alcohol, which
people wanted to drink, became
legal. I guarantee that would
happen if we ended our drug
prohibition. Actually, thankGod
for prohibition, my Grandfather
the bootlegger became rich
and when it was repealed he
had to get a legitimate business.
Darn it.
Now, (I repeat) drugs are
bad. Don't use them. Don't
tell anyone that I told you
to use them, either, because
that's not my point.
Drug addiction is widely recoginized
as being a disease and is
alone among diseases as being
the only one that is largely
illegal. I think it's because
people are so uncomfortable
with the voluntary aspect
of addiction. Despite the
physiologic basis for addiction
the addict still has to decide
to take a drug. Of course,
other diseases have a voluntary
component also. Lung cancer,
for example. People get lung
cancer from voluntary smoking.
(Mostly. Yeah, okay, people
get it second hand, too).
Or type two Diabetes, which
is heavily influenced by obesity(ie)
people voluntarily eating
too much.
What I think is that we should
be fair about it and make
all diseases illegal. We should
have a war on disease just
like for the past couple of
decades we've had a war on
drugs. Think about how successful
thewar on drugs has been!
We could have that same success
in banishing disease from
the United States, too! Lung
cancer might be the first
disease we'd start with since
smoking's pretty much being
criminalized anyways, so it
would be easy to make the
result of the smoking criminal,
too. Then we would go with
Diabetes because they use
needles and that's sort of
like being a junkie, isn't
it? Then we would make sweets
against the law (leads to
Diabetes) and especially ...
chocolate.
Aha! All of you women reading
this just got a cold chill
up your spines, because that
would almost be the end of
the world for you, wouldn't
it? No. I don't have any inside
information on this one. They
haven't passed the legislation
criminalizing chocolate -
yet. But what if it happened?
What would you do, ladies?
I'll bet you'd get it one
way or another. Right? There
would be chocolate dealers
up and down the country. Guaranteed.
And despite the exhorbitant
costs and the possibility
of long prison time, you'd
still do your chocolate. You'd
have your daily fix. I know
it. Maybe you want to think
about that when it comes time
to build more prisons to get
all of these 'addicts'off
the streets.
About the Author
Steve Sommers is the author
of Breakfast with the Antichrist.
Visit his Website at http://www.breakfastwiththeantichrist.com
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